Star Wars parodies might be the oldest thing ever, but I just found a Star Wars rap that's actually pretty clever. Lyrics are on the site, I embedded the clip below.
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 Title: Leatherbound Memories (part 1)
pairing: eventual Janto
rating: PG-13 for now
spoilers: All of season 1 with references to Fragments
disclaimer: Characters not mine and were created by RTD. Copyrights belong to the BBC.

summary: A take on Ianto's diary throughout season 1 with a bit of pre-series meandering.
a/n: I've most focused on making this read as realistically as a personal journal, not a first-person re-telling of various episodes. I will try to post an "entry" a day.

( ~I~ )

Title: Blessed Are The Forgetful
Character: Dr. Horrible
Rating: PG13
Word Count: Four 100 word drabbles
Summary: It hurts too much for Dr. Horrible to think about Penny. That doesn't mean he's forgetting her.
A/N: This is for fanfic100, using the prompt 065. Passing. More angsty drabbles (what a suprise... ;) ). For no apparent reason this wanted to be written in the second person narrative.

( Fake-cut to my LJ )

⌈ Secret Post #1041 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 08 pages, 185 secrets from Secret Submission Post #149.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 1 2 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 2 3 - repeat ], [ 1 2 - omg i know them ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Title: They Come in Pairs
Series: Mutual Service
Author: Kei
Pairing: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A sunny day brings questions that desperately need answers as the team races to catch a serial killer before he strikes again... or unleashes the very essence of death upon Cardiff.

[Part One | Interlude (rated R) | Part Two | Part Three | Part Four]

Title: A hundred days (and counting)
Author: hope_calaris & rei17
Beta(s): ellie_pierson & sparksong. All mistakes left are our own, because we’re horrible deadliners and didn’t leave much time for proof-reading.
Artist: bionic
Fanmixers: chasingthewinds and jazzy_peaches
Series: ST XI
Character/Pairing(s): Kirk & McCoy, appearances by Pike and several OCs
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 29.811
Warnings: pre-slash, angst, h/c, schmoop, foul language
Disclaimer: The moment unicorns are real, Bones and Kirk are gonna make out on the big screen.
Author's Note(s): can be found here
Summary: Jim is like quicksilver. He’s constantly moving, always on the go, always two steps ahead of everybody and always out of reach. He’s not something to have. He’s not somebody you could ever own or call yours. Jim is just made to let go, and letting go is the one thing McCoy sucks at the most. But maybe, McCoy realizes, Jim doesn’t want to let him go either.
Link to fic (masterpost): here
Link to Art: can be found here
Link to Mix: can be found here, and the other one here

This is driving me crazy. I read a fic a while ago about Jim and Bones stuck on some planet for a couple hours and Jim kinda gets all smile-ly at Bones being grumpy even though they've got time to just chill, and there's a cliff and hugging, and sexy-times and it turns out Jim is sick and Bones gets annoyed at himself for not noticing. Anyway, it was sweet and hot - anyone know what it was?

It was a nice autumn day outside yesterday, so I decided to take Yoshi and Ayla (my shiba inus) for a walk around one of the local parks. We were having a wonderful & relaxing time walking through the fallen leaves, looking at the lake, and Ayla wanting to eat the geese haha, until we had to deal with these 2 little girls (I would guess around 8 and 9 years old).

They came CHARGING at us out of nowhere, squealing "PUUUUPPIES! PUUUUPPIES! OMG PUPPIES!!!!" and literally threw themselves at my Shibas without even asking if they were friendly.

I know that neither of them has aggression, and Ayla was actually thrilled and happily frolicking around the kids, but Yoshi is very shy and gets stressed around loud kids. He ran and hid behind me as I tried to be nice and told the girls to please back off b/c Yoshi is shy and does not like people rushing at him.

Well, usually when I tell over-excited kids to leave the dog alone they listen. Not these girls.

As soon as I told them that Yoshi is shy and nervous and to leave him alone, they both went right for him!!! Grabbing and petting and insisting that "they can make Yoshi like them!"

So I had to try again, No do not bother him, he is very nervous. I was down on the ground shielding my dogs from these kids trying to keep them off without luck. They were like parasites.

SOOOOO the one girl GRABS HIS LEASH and yanks him towards her and tries to hug him!
I made her let go and backed away, but they kept provoking.
THEN they asked me "Can we walk them?" and I said no. And they did not understand why, even after explaining that they shouldn't walk strange dogs, and the dogs can run away, etc.... they would not understand why I would not let them take Yoshi and Ayla for a walk.

So the mother comes by... and she is unfortunately just as dumb as the kids (surprise...) and whatever I said, she just giggled and thought it was cute how her kids were acting!!!

Finally, the kids asked me... "Can we have one?"
WTF...??? they were serious.
I said no way I am ever giving away my dogs. And they pestered some more "Well, which one don't you like? We can take the one you like least!" And- still trying to remain civil, but firm, I told them I love my dogs equally and would never give them up for anything...
the mother was continuing to chuckle like it was sooooo cuuuuute.
So I was finally able to walk away without them following me.

What rude kids, and rude mom. God forbid I had an aggressive dog who bit them while they were forcing themselves at them. My dog would have to be put to sleep because of someone else's poorly raised kids. Parents don't teach their kids any kind of respect or manners anymore. Thankfully my dogs aren't aggressive, but Yoshi is very shy and nervous, and gets so stressed and shaky when put in a situation like that.

I really wish I could have been meaner to the kids... however, all I could think was that I work in an elementary school in town, and need to keep my temper with the local children, especially since the mother did not see anything wrong with how they were acting.

Title: Company Benefits
Pairing: Jack, Ianto, Gwen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 1,561

Summary: What happens when Gwen gets to thinking about Torchwood, and how it compares to a regular company.  A silly little fic that just begged to be written, so here it is.

Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and no infringement on the original copyright owners is intended.


Company Benefits

Title: Crossing Back
Author: arwen_kenobi
Rating: R
Parings: Jack/Ianto
Spoilers: All of Children of Earth and scattered references to series one and two
Summary: Set three years after Children of Earth. Strange events force Jack to reconsider his opinion on the existence of ghosts along with his definition of impossible. Yep, you guessed it, more Children of Earth fix it fic.

Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three

( Chapter Four )

'Cause we gotta do this at least like once a year.

Poll #1484034
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 1978

I SHIP IT / I'D HIT IT?

How about comm shoutouts/bashing (I LOVE/HATE THIS COMM ZOMG blah blah)?

Whatever's decided goes into practice next Saturday, Nov 14th.

Title: I Can See You
Author: Werelopard58
Fandom:Torchwood
Characters: Captain Jack Harkness, Ianto Jones
Pairing:Janto
Genre: Romance/humour
Rating:PG
Summary: This is the full moon challenge for the story lottery. Jack goes to Ianto’s grave but something strange happens
All of Torchwood and Hub 3 convention
Warning(s):m/m
Disclaimer: I do not own anything belonging to Torchwood

N/B This is for Gareth David-Lloyd and also for the person who came up with the question at the convention. If anyone remembers who it is let me know g. I want to thank them I will also be doing some other story suggestions that were made over the weekend and thank you to those who I met and had a great time with. You all rock.

Chapter Two http://wereleopard58.livejournal.com/81734.html#cutid1

Title: Nest – Always Get Their Man
Author: Wereleopard
Rating: PG at the moment

Pairing: Janto
Spoilers: All of Torchwood, and Transformers 2

Disclaimer: I do not own anything from Torchwood or Transformers. I wish, if I did would I be writing fanifc. It would all be on the screen baby
Summary: Ianto was assigned elsewhere when Jack was away for those three months

Feedback. Would appreciate it but just hope you enjoy the story

N/B I know I have many, many, many stories but you can’t stop my mind and yes please ignore the huge potholes you can driver a bus through. Come on Ianto with a cool car LOL

Chapter Two http://wereleopard58.livejournal.com/82071.html#cutid1

Title: Brother's Keeper

Authors: henrika_amanda  &  pilar_sama

Fandom: Heroes, pre-series (AU)

Rating: Eventually NC-17

Pairing: Nathan/Peter… and more in future chapters

Summary: The year Peter graduates high school, his big brother Nathan takes him out on a 3-week long camping trip… which will forever change the lives of them both.

Disclaimer: No rights, no income. We’re just a pair of poor students anyway.

Warnings: Incest, dark themes, violence.


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Read chapter 7 here